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Sometimes it doesn\u2019t take much at all to turn a bad morning or day around. A funny clip, a joke or quote can do it. And if you\u2019re looking for funny sayings for your letter board to keep it as a constant mood improver at home or at work then today\u2019s post will help you out. Here\u2019s 110 of the most unique, witty and laugh out loud funny letter board quotes. I hope you\u2019ll find something here for your board and to share with coworkers, friends and family to make their day better too.

Funny Letter Board Quotes For Work<\/h2> \u201cI like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.\u201d
\u2013 Jerome K. Jerom \u201cThe reward for good work is more work.\u201d
\u2013 Francesca Elisia \u201cHard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?\u201d
\u2013 Edgar Bergen \u201cI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.\u201d
\u2013 Douglas Adams \u201cI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.\u201d
\u2013 Charles Lamb \u201cMy patience is like my worn out phone battery \u2013 it barely makes it past noon.\u201d
\u2013 Sandra Shea \u201cThe brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Frost \u201cBy working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Frost \u201cOh, you hate your job? Why didn\u2019t you say so? There\u2019s a support group for that. It\u2019s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.\u201d
\u2013 Drew Carey \u201cI choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Gates \u201cNo man goes before his time \u2013 unless the boss leaves early.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cIf you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn\u2019t have a job if he was any smarter.\u201d
\u2013 John Gotti \u201cEvery day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I\u2019m not there, I go to work.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Orben \u201cIf hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.\u201d
\u2013 Claude McDonald \u201cMost of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.\u201d
\u2013 Peter Drucker \u201cMy son is now an \u2018entrepreneur.\u2019 That\u2019s what you\u2019re called when you don\u2019t have a job.\u201d
\u2013 Ted Turner \u201cThe light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Townsend \u201cAdults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they\u2019re looking for ideas.\u201d
\u2013 Paula Poundstone \u201cPeople who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.\u201d
\u2013 Ogden Nash \u201cA diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.\u201d
\u2013 Henry Kissinger \u201cThe closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.\u201d
\u2013 Stanley J. Randall \u201cWhen in doubt, look intelligent.\u201d
\u2013 Garrison Keillor \u201cWhat I don\u2019t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller

Funny Letter Board Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud<\/h2> \u201cBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.\u201d
\u2013 Jack Handey \u201cNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cKnowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Murray \u201cI\u2019m sick of following my dreams, man. I\u2019m just going to ask where they\u2019re going and hook up with \u2019em later.\u201d
\u2013 Mitch Hedberg \u201cBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.\u201d
\u2013 Will Ferrell \u201cThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Murray \u201cThe difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.\u201d
\u2013 Tom Clancy \u201cA woman is like a tea bag \u2013 you can\u2019t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.\u201d
\u2013 Eleanor Roosevelt \u201cBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.\u201d
\u2013 Abraham Lincoln \u201cIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn\u2019t sit for a month.\u201d
\u2013 Theodore Roosevelt \u201cMy therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I\u2019ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.\u201d
\u2013 Dave Barry \u201cHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.\u201d
\u2013 Will Rogers \u201cI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cAs you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can\u2019t remember the other two.\u201d
\u2013 Sir Norman Wisdom \u201cHere\u2019s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like \u2018Psychic Wins Lottery\u2019?\u201d
\u2013 Jay Leno \u201cWhen your mother asks, \u2018Do you want a piece of advice?\u2019 it is a mere formality. It doesn\u2019t matter if you answer yes or no. You\u2019re going to get it anyway.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cIt just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn\u2019t finish.\u201d
\u2013 Carrie Underwood \u201cMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She\u2019s ninety-seven now, and we don\u2019t know where the hell she is.\u201d
\u2013 Ellen DeGeneres \u201cI have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.\u201d
\u2013 Stephen Hawking \u201cIf you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.\u201d
\u2013 Dalai Lama \u201cMy ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.\u201d
\u2013 Tina Fey \u201cI saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.\u201d
\u2013 Jerry Seinfeld

Unique and Funny Letter Board Quotes<\/h2> \u201cLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.\u201d
\u2013 Alan Dundes \u201cEvery time you feel yourself being pulled into other people\u2019s drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys.\u201d
\u2013 Polish Proverb \u201cThe difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.\u201d
\u2013 Albert Einstein \u201cIt is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.\u201d
\u2013 Ralph Waldo Emerson \u201cThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Watterson \u201cI am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.\u201d
\u2013 Mark Twain \u201cI came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn\u2019t a professional, the knife had butter on it.\u201d
\u2013 Rodney Dangerfield \u201cInflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.\u201d
\u2013 Sam Ewing \u201cKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.\u201d
\u2013 Miles Kington \u201cIf at first you don\u2019t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There\u2019s no point in being a damn fool about it.\u201d
\u2013 W. C. Fields \u201cAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.\u201d
\u2013 E. B. White \u201cLaughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else\u2019s can shorten it.\u201d
\u2013 Cullen Hightower \u201cGood advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.\u201d
\u2013 Francois de La Rochefoucauld \u201cYou\u2019ve got to be very careful if you don\u2019t know where you are going, because you might not get there.\u201d
\u2013 Yogi Berra \u201cA failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.\u201d
\u2013 Denis Waitley \u201cHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.\u201d
\u2013 Will Rogers \u201cWhen I hear somebody sigh, \u2018Life is hard,\u2019 I am always tempted to ask, \u2018Compared to what?’\u201d
\u2013 Sydney J. Harris \u201cNever follow anyone else\u2019s path. Unless you\u2019re in the woods and you\u2019re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.\u201d
\u2013 Ellen DeGeneres \u201cYou grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.\u201d
\u2013 Ethel Barrymore \u201cTrouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.\u201d
\u2013 Benjamin Franklin \u201cEducation is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.\u201d
\u2013 Albert Einstein \u201cExpecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.\u201d
\u2013 Dennis Wholey \u201cThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you\u2019ve got it made.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.\u201d
\u2013 William James

Hilarious Letter Board Quotes and Sayings<\/h2> \u201cI intend to live forever. So far, so good.\u201d
\u2013 Steven Wright \u201cFriends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.\u201d
\u2013 Greg Tamblyn \u201cConfidence is 10 percent work and 90 percent delusion.\u201d
\u2013 Tina Fey \u201cHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.\u201d
\u2013 George Burns \u201cIf you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.\u201d
\u2013 Steven Wright \u201cThe road to success is always under construction.\u201d
\u2013 Lily Tomlin \u201cMy doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.\u201d
\u2013 Milton Berle \u201cFatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.\u201d
\u2013 Jon Stewart \u201cYou know you\u2019re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you\u2019re down there.\u201d
\u2013 George Burns \u201cI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.\u201d
\u2013 Lily Tomlin \u201cA good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.\u201d
\u2013 Graham Norton \u201cDon\u2019t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.\u201d
\u2013 Charles M. Schulz \u201cIf any of you cry at my funeral, I\u2019ll never speak to you again.\u201d
\u2013 Stan Laurel \u201cBreaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can\u2019t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.\u201d
\u2013 Jerry Seinfeld \u201cI haven\u2019t spoken to my wife in years. I didn\u2019t want to interrupt her.\u201d
\u2013 Rodney Dangerfield \u201cWhen I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.\u201d
\u2013 Rita Rudner \u201cI want my children to have all the things I couldn\u2019t afford. Then I want to move in with them.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller \u201cBehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Carrey \u201cIf you live to be one hundred, you\u2019ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.\u201d
\u2013 George Burns \u201cThe Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.\u201d
\u2013 Jon Stewart \u201cHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.\u201d
\u2013 Redd Foxx \u201cLife begins at 40 \u2013 but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.\u201d
\u2013 Helen Rowland \u201cI used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.\u201d
\u2013 Les Dawson \u201cMoney is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.\u201d
\u2013 Jackie Mason

Extra Short and Funny Letter Board Quotes<\/h2> \u201cA day without laughter is a day wasted.\u201d
\u2013 Charlie Chaplin \u201cNever miss a good chance to shut up.\u201d
\u2013 Will Rogers \u201cThe best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.\u201d
\u2013 Oscar Wilde \u201cDon\u2019t sweat the petty things and don\u2019t pet the sweaty things.\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?\u201d
\u2013 Robin Williams \u201cA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.\u201d
\u2013 Steve Martin \u201cClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.\u201d
\u2013 Mark Twain \u201cThere cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.\u201d
\u2013 Henry Kissinger \u201cI never forget a face \u2013 but in your case, I\u2019ll be glad to make an exception.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.\u201d
\u2013 Steven Wright \u201cAlways forgive your enemies \u2013 nothing annoys them so much.\u201d
\u2013 Oscar Wilde \u201cAge is an issue of mind over matter. If you don\u2019t mind, it doesn\u2019t matter.\u201d
\u2013 Mark Twain \u201cIt could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.\u201d
\u2013 Ashleigh Brilliant \u201cRemember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.\u201d
\u2013 Dale Carnegie \u201cLaugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.\u201d
\u2013 Anthony Burgess \u201cDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.\u201d
\u2013 Elbert Hubbard Want more laughs and sayings for your letter board?<\/strong> Then check out these hilarious work quotes<\/a>, the funny good morning quotes<\/a> here and also this one with lots and lots of hilarious quotes about life<\/a>. <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/p>\n \n \n

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