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Halloween. That magical time of the year when the air gets crispy, the evenings spooky and we get to eat way too much candy. In today\u2019s post I want to focus on this special time and share 101 of the spookiest, funniest and best Halloween quotes. Use one or a couple of your favorites for cards, social media posts on for example Instagram or in group chats with family and friends to make this a happy, fun and memorable celebration.

The Best Happy Halloween Quotes<\/h2> \u201cIt\u2019s Halloween; everyone\u2019s entitled to one good scare.\u201d
\u2013 Brackett (from the movie Halloween) \u201cWe make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.\u201d
\u2013 Stephen King \u201cEvery day is Halloween, isn\u2019t it? For some of us.\u201d
\u2013 Tim Burton \u201cThere is something haunting in the light of the moon.\u201d
\u2013 Joseph Conrad \u201cThe farther we\u2019ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we\u2019ve come to need Halloween.\u201d
\u2013 Paula Guran \u201cIf human beings had genuine courage, they\u2019d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.\u201d
\u2013 Douglas Coupland \u201cWhere there is no imagination there is no horror.\u201d
\u2013 Arthur Conan Doyle \u201cAnyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows\u2019 Eve.\u201d
\u2013 Ray Bradbury \u201cDouble, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble.\u201d
\u2013 William Shakespeare \u201cBelieve nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.\u201d
\u2013 Edgar Allan Poe \u201cHalloween is an ancient druidic holiday, one the Celtic peoples have celebrated for millennia. It is the crack between the last golden rays of summer and the dark of winter; the delicately balanced tweak of the year before it is given over entirely to the dark.\u201d
\u2013 Jenny Colgan \u201cI am all in a sea of wonders; I doubt; I fear; I think strange things, which I dare not confess to my own soul.\u201d
\u2013 Bram Stoker \u201cThe world turned upside down \u2013 in a good way \u2013 for one black velvet night.\u201d
\u2013 Karen Fortunati \u201cShe used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true.\u201d
\u2013 Shannon A. Thompson \u201cI was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.\u201d
\u2013 Carolyn MacCullough \u201cHalloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it\u2019s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.\u201d
\u2013 Elvis Duran \u201cA house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man woke in the night.\u201d
\u2013 J.M. Barrie \u201cMen say that in this midnight hour, the disembodied have power.\u201d
\u2013 William Motherwell \u201cThe moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.\u201d
\u2013 Midgard Morningstar \u201cListen to them \u2013 the children of the night. What music they make!\u201d
\u2013 Bram Stoker \u201cIt\u2019s as much fun to scare as to be scared.\u201d
\u2013 Vincent Price

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes That\u2019ll Make You Laugh<\/h2> \u201cHalloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, \u2018Never take candy from strangers.\u2019 And then they dressed me up and said, \u2018Go beg for it.’\u201d
\u2013 Rita Rudner \u201cThis Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.\u201d
\u2013 Conan O\u2019Brien \u201cIf you want to scare your boyfriend next Halloween, come dressed as what he fears most. Commitment.\u201d
\u2013 Peter Nelson \u201cWas deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I\u2019m a grown man. So, Batman.\u201d
\u2013 Stephen Colbert \u201cOn Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.\u201d
\u2013 Rodney Dangerfield \u201cAs a kid, Halloween was amazing. You dress like a superhero, you bang on your neighbor\u2019s door, and they give you candy. I do that today, and my neighbor wants me arrested.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Gaffigan \u201cA grandmother pretends she doesn\u2019t know who you are on Halloween.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cSome people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.\u201d
\u2013 Stephen Graham Jones \u201cHalloween is the only time people can become what they want to be without getting fired.\u201d
\u2013 Sylvester Stallone \u201cThere is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.\u201d
\u2013 Jean Baudrillard \u201cHalloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That\u2019s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.\u201d
\u2013 David Letterman \u201cI see my face in the mirror and go, \u2018I\u2019m a Halloween costume? That\u2019s what they think of me?’\u201d
\u2013 Drew Carey \u201cBehind every great Halloween costume is a parent who stayed up way too late working on it.\u201d
\u2013 Sandra Shea \u201cMy Halloween costume was so bad that people opened their doors and took candy from me.\u201d
\u2013 Glen Nesbit \u201cHalloween is so close I can practically taste the children\u2019s tears.\u201d
\u2013 Frances Bean Cobain \u201cAll the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.\u201d
\u2013 Lewis Black \u201cThose who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.\u201d
\u2013 Kurt Vonnegut \u201cThe suspense is terrible. I hope it\u2019ll last.\u201d
\u2013 Willy Wonka \u201cHalloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.\u201d
\u2013 Stephen Colbert \u201cI\u2019ve made a career off of Halloween.\u201d
\u2013 Cassandra Peterson \u201cCandy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.\u201d
\u2013 Ogden Nash \u201cIt\u2019s that special time of year where we voluntarily imbibe pumpkin-spiced lattes: the coffee that tastes like a candle.\u201d
\u2013 John Oliver \u201cAnd I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren\u2019t for you meddling kids!\u201d
\u2013 Many villains in Scooby-Doo \u201cCandy was my whole life when I was a kid. The first ten years of my life, I think the only clear thought I had was \u2018get candy.’\u201d
\u2013 Jerry Seinfeld

Short Happy Halloween Quotes and Sayings for Work<\/h2> \u201cClothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.\u201d
\u2013 Mason Cooley \u201cBeing normal is vastly overrated.\u201d
\u2013 Aggie Cromwell (from the movie Halloweentown) \u201cNothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.\u201d
\u2013 Steve Almond \u201cA mask tells us more than a face.\u201d
\u2013 Oscar Wilde \u201cI\u2019m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.\u201d
\u2013 L.M. Montgomery \u201cHell is empty and all the devils are here.\u201d
\u2013 William Shakespeare \u201cThere is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.\u201d
\u2013 Colette \u201cI must go in. The fog is rising.\u201d
\u2013 Emily Dickinson \u201cWe have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!\u201d
\u2013 Humbert Wolfe \u201cOn Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.\u201d
\u2013 Ava Dellaria \u201cHalloween is an opportunity to be really creative.\u201d
\u2013 Judy Gold \u201cI love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.\u201d
\u2013 Evan Peters \u201cBeing in a band you can wear whatever you want \u2013 it\u2019s like an excuse for Halloween every day.\u201d
\u2013 Gwen Stefani \u201cActing is like a Halloween mask that you put on.\u201d
\u2013 River Phoenix \u201cIf you\u2019ve got it, haunt it.\u201d
\u2013 Rose Pressey \u201cThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cKeep calm and carry a wand.\u201d
\u2013 A.W. Jantha \u201cAfter eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.\u201d
\u2013 Emily Luchetti \u201cHave you come to sing pumpkin carols?\u201d
\u2013 Linus (from the movie It\u2019s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown) \u201cI\u2019m friends with the monster that\u2019s under my bed.\u201d
\u2013 Rihanna

Spooky and Cute Happy Halloween Quotes for Kids<\/h2> \u201cThings are never quite as scary when you\u2019ve got a best friend.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Watterson \u201cMagic is really very simple, all you\u2019ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.\u201d
\u2013 Aggie Cromwell (from Halloweentown) \u201cSticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!\u201d
\u2013 Rusty Fischer \u201cShadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, \u2018Tonight is Halloween!’\u201d
\u2013 Dexter Kozen \u201cThere is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Brault \u201cThe best part of Halloween isn\u2019t the candy \u2013 it\u2019s that you get to be someone else for a night.\u201d
\u2013 Sarah Kelly \u201cI put a spell on you because you\u2019re mine.\u201d
\u2013 Jay Hawkins \u201cShadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.\u201d
\u2013 Rusty Fischer \u201cA person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.\u201d
\u2013 Lucy Van Pelt (from It\u2019s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown) \u201cThe witches fly across the sky, the owls go, \u2018Who? Who? Who?\u2019 The black cats yowl, and green ghosts howl, \u2018Scary Halloween to you!’\u201d
\u2013 Nina Willis Walter \u201cWerewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween\u2019s upon us now.\u201d
\u2013 Richelle E. Goodrich \u201cOn Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.\u201d
\u2013 Nicholas Gordon \u201c\u2018Tis the night \u2013 the night of the grave\u2019s delight and the warlocks are at their play; ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they \u2013 it is they.\u201d
\u2013 Arthur Cleveland Coxe \u201cI don\u2019t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one.\u201d
\u2013 Linus (from It\u2019s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown) \u201cThere\u2019s children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads, they\u2019re busy building toys and absolutely no one\u2019s dead!\u201d
\u2013 Jack Skellington (from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas) \u201cFrom ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!\u201d
\u2013 Scottish Saying \u201cWhy spiders? Why couldn\u2019t it be \u2018follow the butterflies?’\u201d
\u2013 Ron Weasley (from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Happy Halloween Quotes for Your Letter Board<\/h2> \u201cI\u2019ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.\u201d
\u2013 Wednesday Addams \u201cIt\u2019s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.\u201d
\u2013 Max (from the movie Hocus Pocus) \u201cI don\u2019t understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks.\u201d
\u2013 Charlie Brown (from It\u2019s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown) \u201cI\u2019m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.\u201d
\u2013 Wednesday Addams \u201cI\u2019m wicked through and through.\u201d
\u2013 Elphaba (from Wicked) \u201cNever trust the living.\u201d
\u2013 Beetlejuice \u201cThere\u2019s only 365 days left until next Halloween!\u201d
\u2013 The Nightmare Before Christmas \u201cIt\u2019s showtime!\u201d
\u2013 Beetlejuice \u201cIt\u2019s alive!\u201d
\u2013 Frankenstein \u201cBe afraid, be very afraid.\u201d
\u2013 Ronnie (from the movie The Fly) \u201cI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.\u201d
\u2013 Gomez (from The Addams Family) \u201cHalloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.\u201d
\u2013 Nicholas Gordon \u201cWe gladly feast on those who would subdue us.\u201d
\u2013 The Addams Family \u201cNo good deed will I do again.\u201d
\u2013 Elphaba \u201cIt\u2019s a full moon tonight. That\u2019s why all the weirdos are out.\u201d
\u2013 Dani (from Hocus Pocus) \u201cThere is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cI\u2019m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It\u2019s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.\u201d
\u2013 Morticia Addams \u201cHalloween is huge in my house and we really get into the \u2018spirits\u2019 of things.\u201d
\u2013 Dee Snider \u201cBy the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.\u201d
\u2013 William Shakespeare Want more Halloween inspiration?<\/strong> Then check out these short Halloween quotes<\/a> and this one with lots of funny Halloween quotes and sayings<\/a>. <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/p>\n \n \n

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