{"id":611,"date":"2026-09-18T03:44:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-18T03:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/construirfuturo.tucumandevelopers.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/18\/101-funny-thursday-quotes-hilarious-humor-for-work-life-and-tired-mornings\/"},"modified":"2026-09-18T03:44:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-18T03:44:38","slug":"101-funny-thursday-quotes-hilarious-humor-for-work-life-and-tired-mornings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/construirfuturo.tucumandevelopers.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/18\/101-funny-thursday-quotes-hilarious-humor-for-work-life-and-tired-mornings\/","title":{"rendered":"101 Funny Thursday Quotes: Hilarious Humor for Work, Life and Tired Mornings"},"content":{"rendered":" \n

It\u2019s Thursday. You\u2019ve been bored, tired, irritated and gotten stuff done. You\u2019ve been grinding. But soon the weekend will be here. So to help you to keep going until it\u2019s finally here I\u2019d like to share 101 of the most witty, positive and funny Thursday quotes. I hope you\u2019ll find something here to make you laugh, something to share with colleagues and loved ones to help them release some pressure and to finish out this work week in a positive way.

Funny Thursday Quotes for Work and School<\/h2> \u201cThis must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.\u201d
\u2013 Douglas Adams \u201cHard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?\u201d
\u2013 Edgar Bergen \u201cIf you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be \u2018meetings.’\u201d
\u2013 Dave Barry \u201cIf you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.\u201d
\u2013 Noel Coward \u201cNothing screws up your Friday like realizing it\u2019s only Thursday.\u201d
\u2013 Nicci French \u201cThe brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Frost \u201cI always give 100% at work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cOh, you hate your job? Why didn\u2019t you say so? There\u2019s a support group for that. It\u2019s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.\u201d
\u2013 Drew Carey \u201cI choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Gates \u201cIf you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn\u2019t have a job if he was any smarter.\u201d
\u2013 John Gotti \u201cMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cI like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.\u201d
\u2013 Jerome K. Jerome \u201cNo man goes before his time \u2013 unless the boss leaves early.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.\u201d
\u2013 Charles Lamb \u201cIf hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.\u201d
\u2013 Claude McDonald \u201cBy working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Frost \u201cMy keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I\u2019m still at work.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cMost of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.\u201d
\u2013 Peter Drucker \u201cEvery day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I\u2019m not there, I go to work.\u201d
\u2013 Robert Orben \u201cI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.\u201d
\u2013 Douglas Adams \u201cI don\u2019t trust anyone who is productive on a Thursday afternoon.\u201d
\u2013 Sandra Shea \u201cThe closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.\u201d
\u2013 Stanley J. Randall \u201cTime is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.\u201d
\u2013 Douglas Adams \u201cThursday is the awkward and often zoned out middle child between Wednesday\u2019s existential crisis and Friday\u2019s jubilant optimism.\u201d
\u2013 Sarah Kelly

Funny Good Morning Thursday Quotes to Get Your Day Started Right<\/h2> \u201cMorning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.\u201d
\u2013 Glen Cook \u201cEveryone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.\u201d
\u2013 Tony Smite \u201cToday\u2019s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.\u201d
\u2013 Nanea Hoffman \u201cMy routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.\u201d
\u2013 Willie Geist \u201cI hate mornings, they start so early.\u201d
\u2013 Janet Evanovich \u201cGood morning is a contradiction of terms.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Davis \u201cSome people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.\u201d
\u2013 James Marsden \u201cWhat irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.\u201d
\u2013 Timur Vermes \u201cI like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.\u201d
\u2013 Lewis Black \u201cThere should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.\u201d
\u2013 Kristen Chandler \u201cI hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.\u201d
\u2013 Jarod Kintz \u201cThe average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.\u201d
\u2013 Jean Kerr \u201cEven bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.\u201d
\u2013 David Lynch \u201cKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.\u201d
\u2013 Punit Ghadge \u201cLove is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can\u2019t see a damn thing before having coffee.\u201d
\u2013 Aleksandra Ninkovic \u201cI love the early hours of the day. It\u2019s a nice place to visit but I wouldn\u2019t want to live there.\u201d
\u2013 James Lileks \u201cMornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don\u2019t do them anymore.\u201d
\u2013 Rachel Caine \u201cEvery morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.\u201d
\u2013 Catherynne Valente \u201cThere are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, \u2018Good morning, God,\u2019 and the other is to say, \u2018Good God, morning!’\u201d
\u2013 Fulton J. Sheen \u201cThe first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.\u201d
\u2013 Dorothy Parker

Hilarious Thursday Quotes on Daily Life and Struggles<\/h2> \u201cThursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It\u2019s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.\u201d
\u2013 Nicci French \u201cThursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they\u2019re not.\u201d
\u2013 Jack Sanders \u201cThursday? Oh no, it can\u2019t be! It\u2019s too gruesome.\u201d
\u2013 Audrey Hepburn \u201cImagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.\u201d
\u2013 Jef Raskin \u201cAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.\u201d
\u2013 Mark Twain \u201cAnd God said, \u2018Let there be light,\u2019 and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.\u201d
\u2013 Spike Milligan \u201cI\u2019m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I\u2019m thankful for that.\u201d
\u2013 Howie Mandel \u201cTo some, it\u2019s Hump Day. To us, it\u2019s Wednesday getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.\u201d
\u2013 Dwayne Johnson \u201cPeople often say that motivation doesn\u2019t last. Well, neither does bathing. That\u2019s why we recommend it daily.\u201d
\u2013 Zig Ziglar \u201cIf 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can\u2019t Thursday be the new Friday?\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cAfter a year\u2019s research, one realizes that it could have been done in a week.\u201d
\u2013 William Henry Bragg \u201cPeople say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you\u2019ve got it.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cWe usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it\u2019s Tuesday I\u2019ll make an exception.\u201d
\u2013 Chelsea Handler \u201cIf at first you don\u2019t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn\u2019t for you.\u201d
\u2013 Steven Wright \u201cI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.\u201d
\u2013 Lily Tomlin \u201cA lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.\u201d
\u2013 Zig Ziglar \u201cOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.\u201d
\u2013 Thomas Edison \u201cAmbition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\u201d
\u2013 Charlie McCarthy \u201cSon, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They\u2019re about to announce the lottery numbers.\u201d
\u2013 Homer Simpson

Short and Funny Thursday Quotes That Will Make You Laugh<\/h2> \u201cIt\u2019s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.\u201d
\u2013 Demetri Martin \u201cBe happy. It really annoys negative people.\u201d
\u2013 Ricky Gervais \u201cThe only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.\u201d
\u2013 Sarah Brown \u201cDear Thursday, are you sure you\u2019re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cThursday comes, and the week\u2019s gone.\u201d
\u2013 George Herbert \u201cI wish you a tolerable Thursday. That\u2019s all any of us can hope for.\u201d
\u2013 April Winchell \u201cThursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.\u201d
\u2013 Bill Vaughan \u201cA day without laughter is a day wasted.\u201d
\u2013 Charlie Chaplin \u201cThursday is full of timeless thoughts, and marshmallow dreams.\u201d
\u2013 Anthony T. Hincks \u201cThursday\u2019s such a crazy, lazy day. Thursday has its own peculiar way of saying: \u2018Hey.’\u201d
\u2013 Harry Nilsson \u201cDoing nothing is very hard to do\u2026 you never know when you\u2019re finished.\u201d
\u2013 Leslie Nielsen \u201cWhen a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: \u2018Whose?’\u201d
\u2013 Don Marquis \u201cWhat I don\u2019t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller \u201cI work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I\u2019m lying.\u201d
\u2013 Rita Rudner \u201cWork is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.\u201d
\u2013 Don Herold \u201cBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.\u201d
\u2013 Groucho Marx \u201cIf I don\u2019t die by Thursday, I\u2019ll be roaring Friday night.\u201d
\u2013 Jimmy Buffett

Less Funny and a Bit More Motivational Thursday Quotes<\/h2> \u201cStart your Thursday with an attitude of optimism. It\u2019s going to be a good day!\u201d
\u2013 Kate Summers \u201cKeep your face always toward the sunshine \u2013 and shadows will fall behind you.\u201d
\u2013 Walt Whitman \u201cSuccessful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don\u2019t quit.\u201d
\u2013 Conrad Hilton \u201cEither you run the day or the day runs you.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Rohn \u201cThe first step towards getting somewhere is to decide you\u2019re not going to stay where you are.\u201d
\u2013 JP Morgan \u201cYou miss 100% of the shots you don\u2019t take.\u201d
\u2013 Wayne Gretzky \u201cDon\u2019t count the days. Make the days count.\u201d
\u2013 Muhammad Ali \u201cIt always seems impossible until it\u2019s done.\u201d
\u2013 Nelson Mandela \u201cIf opportunity doesn\u2019t knock, build a door.\u201d
\u2013 Milton Berle \u201cThursday is one day closer to my expectation that everything I have done through the week culminates in progress.\u201d
\u2013 Byron Pulsifer \u201cOpportunities don\u2019t just happen, you create them.\u201d
\u2013 Chris Grosser \u201cStart where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.\u201d
\u2013 Arthur Ashe \u201cGo confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.\u201d
\u2013 Henry David Thoreau \u201cYou\u2019re off to great places, today is your day. Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way.\u201d
\u2013 Dr. Seuss \u201cForgiveness says you are given another chance to make a new beginning.\u201d
\u2013 Desmond Tutu \u201cA little progress every day adds up to big results.\u201d
\u2013 Satya Nani \u201cDo something today that your future self will thank you for.\u201d
\u2013 Sean Patrick Flanery \u201cThe best way to predict the future is to create it.\u201d
\u2013 Peter Drucker \u201cFall seven times, stand up eight.\u201d
\u2013 Japanese Proverb Want more laughs and motivation?<\/strong> Then check out these funny Friday quotes<\/a>, the motivational Thursday quotes<\/a> here and also this one with lots of thankful Thursday quotes<\/a>. <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/p>\n \n \n

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