{"id":454,"date":"2026-08-22T03:19:29","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T03:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/construirfuturo.tucumandevelopers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/83-funny-family-quotes-relatable-and-hilarious-humor\/"},"modified":"2026-08-22T03:19:29","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T03:19:29","slug":"83-funny-family-quotes-relatable-and-hilarious-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/construirfuturo.tucumandevelopers.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/83-funny-family-quotes-relatable-and-hilarious-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"83 Funny Family Quotes: Relatable and Hilarious Humor"},"content":{"rendered":" \n

Family can drive you crazy. Make you laugh. Make you feel loved. Be messy but also be the ones you can always rely on when times are tough. And in today\u2019s post I want to share 83 of the most witty, relatable and funny family quotes. I hope you\u2019ll find something here that will make you and your loved ones laugh, that you can share in a card or on social media like Instagram and that will make your friends knowingly chuckle about their own family.

Funny Family Quotes That Will Make You Laugh<\/h2> \u201cHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.\u201d
\u2013 George Burns \u201cIf you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you\u2019ll be going, \u2018You know, we\u2019re alright. We are dang near royalty.’\u201d
\u2013 Jeff Foxworthy \u201cEveryone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You\u2019ll realize this as soon as they\u2019re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.\u201d
\u2013 Ray Romano \u201cFamilies are like fudge \u2013 mostly sweet, with a few nuts.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cThe other night, I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.\u201d
\u2013 George Carlin \u201cYou know what it\u2019s like having five kids? Imagine you\u2019re drowning. And someone hands you a baby.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Gaffigan \u201cInsanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.\u201d
\u2013 Cary Grant \u201cMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She\u2019s ninety-seven now, and we don\u2019t know where the hell she is.\u201d
\u2013 Ellen DeGeneres \u201cSome family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.\u201d
\u2013 Wayne Huizenga \u201cIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.\u201d
\u2013 George Bernard Shaw \u201cI don\u2019t have to look up my family tree because I know that I\u2019m the sap.\u201d
\u2013 Fred Allen \u201cObviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.\u201d
\u2013 Chelsea Handler \u201cEverybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.\u201d
\u2013 P.J. O\u2019Rourke \u201cI want my children to have all the things I couldn\u2019t afford. Then I want to move in with them.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller \u201cThe reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.\u201d
\u2013 Sam Levenson \u201cGambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.\u201d
\u2013 Tommy Cooper \u201cThe best babysitters, of course, are the baby\u2019s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.\u201d
\u2013 Dave Barry \u201cWhen I was ten, my family moved to Downer\u2019s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.\u201d
\u2013 Emo Philips \u201cThe man who says his wife can\u2019t take a joke forgets that she took him.\u201d
\u2013 Oscar Wilde \u201cI love being married. It\u2019s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\u201d
\u2013 Rita Rudner \u201cThe first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.\u201d
\u2013 Clarence Darrow \u201cMy family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown

Short Funny Family Quotes<\/h2> \u201cYou can kid the world, but not your sister.\u201d
\u2013 Charlotte Gray \u201cGod gives us our relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.\u201d
\u2013 Ethel Watts Mumford \u201cHome is wherever my bunch of crazies are.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cHaving one kid makes you a parent. Having two kids makes you a referee.\u201d
\u2013 David Frost \u201cThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.\u201d
\u2013 Henny Youngman \u201cIt\u2019s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.\u201d
\u2013 Betty White \u201cWhat strange creatures brothers are!\u201d
\u2013 Jane Austen \u201cMy father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.\u201d
\u2013 Spike Milligan \u201cBeing part of a family means smiling for photos.\u201d
\u2013 Harry Morgan \u201cNo family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.\u201d
\u2013 Peter Morgan \u201cNothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.\u201d
\u2013 Rick Riordan \u201cWhen children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.\u201d
\u2013 Henry Fielding \u201cFamily group chats: where one person shares exciting news and seven people respond with a thumbs up.\u201d
\u2013 Sandra Shea \u201cImportant families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.\u201d
\u2013 Francis Bacon \u201cAll the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.\u201d
\u2013 W.C. Fields \u201cFamilies are about love overcoming emotional torture.\u201d
\u2013 Matt Groening \u201cI come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cMarriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cSome call it chaos; we call it family.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cInsanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.\u201d
\u2013 Sam Levenson

Hilarious Family Quotes and Sayings<\/h2> \u201cA two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don\u2019t have a top for it.\u201d
\u2013 Jerry Seinfeld \u201cHaving children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.\u201d
\u2013 Martin Mull \u201cMarriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.\u201d
\u2013 Dr. Joyce Brothers \u201cThere is no cure for laziness, but a large family helps.\u201d
\u2013 Herbert V. Prochnow \u201cIf you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the Wi-Fi router and wait in the room in which it is located.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cI grew up with six brothers. That\u2019s how I learned to dance \u2013 waiting for the bathroom.\u201d
\u2013 Bob Hope \u201cCleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller \u201cIf you don\u2019t believe in ghosts, you\u2019ve never been to a family reunion.\u201d
\u2013 Ashleigh Brilliant \u201cIt\u2019s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.\u201d
\u2013 Jimmy Kimmel \u201cMarriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.\u201d
\u2013 Clint Eastwood \u201cThe advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cSmartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.\u201d
\u2013 Gracie Allen \u201cI once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.\u201d
\u2013 Bernard Manning \u201cA family reunion is an effective form of birth control.\u201d
\u2013 Robert A. Heinlein \u201cIf your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.\u201d
\u2013 Jeff Foxworthy \u201cI grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.\u201d
\u2013 Lewis Grizzard \u201cChildren do seem to have a sixth sense for knowing exactly when you sit down to eat something you don\u2019t want to share.\u201d
\u2013 Sarah Kelly \u201cHusbands and wives are irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?\u201d
\u2013 Janet Periat \u201cChildren really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.\u201d
\u2013 Ralph Bus \u201cAlways be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.\u201d
\u2013 Phyllis Diller \u201cI smile because you\u2019re my family; I laugh because there\u2019s nothing you can do about it!\u201d
\u2013 Unknown

Relatable Funny Family Quotes to Make You Chuckle<\/h2> \u201cYou know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they\u2019re going.\u201d
\u2013 P.J. O\u2019Rourke \u201cSiblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.\u201d
\u2013 Lemony Snicket \u201cIf you\u2019re not yelling at your kids, then you\u2019re not spending enough time with them!\u201d
\u2013 Mark Ruffalo \u201cFamily ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can\u2019t.\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cWhen your mother asks, \u2018Do you want a piece of advice?\u2019 it is a mere formality. It doesn\u2019t matter if you answer yes or no. You\u2019re going to get it anyway.\u201d
\u2013 Erma Bombeck \u201cHave you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?\u201d
\u2013 Rick Riordan \u201cFamily is just an accident. They don\u2019t mean to get on your nerves. They don\u2019t even mean to be your family, they just are.\u201d
\u2013 Marsha Norman \u201cSisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.\u201d
\u2013 Pam Brown \u201cIt\u2019s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.\u201d
\u2013 Sean Covey \u201cMother-daughter disagreements were, in hindsight, basically mother stating the truth and daughter taking her own sweet time coming around.\u201d
\u2013 Barbara Delinsky \u201cA vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.\u201d
\u2013 Marcelene Cox \u201cEveryone knows that if you\u2019ve got a brother, you\u2019re going to fight.\u201d
\u2013 Liam Gallagher \u201cWhat brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.\u201d
\u2013 Esther Friesner \u201cThe real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.\u201d
\u2013 Jean Kerr \u201cFamily: a social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.\u201d
\u2013 Evan Esar \u201cIn some families, \u2018please\u2019 is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was \u2018sorry.’\u201d
\u2013 Margaret Laurence \u201cFamily jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.\u201d
\u2013 Stella Benson \u201cIt was nice growing up with someone like you \u2013 someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on!\u201d
\u2013 Unknown \u201cThere\u2019s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more secure.\u201d
\u2013 Jim Butcher \u201cIf you don\u2019t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don\u2019t love her anymore.\u201d
\u2013 Pearl Cleage Want more relatable quotes about family?<\/strong> Then check out these family quotes and sayings<\/a>, the short family quotes<\/a> here and also this post with lots of family isn\u2019t always blood quotes<\/a>. <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/p>\n \n \n

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